- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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