- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car!

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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