- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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