- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

vote this down and i will DOX you

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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