- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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