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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

The WPGA tour

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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