Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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