Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Justin's life

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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