knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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