- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Fat people

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Dumb

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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