- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

YEAH THEY DO!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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