- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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