knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What is funnier than 24 69

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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