- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's funnier than 24? 25

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I enjoy Popcorn

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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