What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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mark is religion

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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haha

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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