A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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