What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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