how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What's the new green? Green

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

hear hear

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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