- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Honk if you're Amish!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

hello

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Fat people

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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