Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Caolan and Eamon

Abortion.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

The WNBA

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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