Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Women's rights

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

every cloud has a silver lining

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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