- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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