Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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