- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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