- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A train poops its pants.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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