- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

It was a beautiful day. Face.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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