- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

roses are red violets are blue

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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