- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

like most people my age. im 27

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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