What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Poop

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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