Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Women's rights

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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