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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Black people being friendly.

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