- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Fat people

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Dumb

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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