- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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