- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Raveena Thandhan

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

knock knock

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Jellybeans

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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