What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Gay rights

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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