A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Diana and victoria

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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