- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Hi my name is Bob

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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