- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

The AIDS patient was gay

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

black

make me a sandwich!

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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