How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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