- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

minorities

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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