What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Libraries.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Women's rights.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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I'm funny.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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