i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Knock knock

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i have cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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