- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

your mom

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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