- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

The AIDS patient was gay

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Hi my name is Bob

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

69.... is a number

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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