What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Jesus wept.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Knock knock, come in.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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