What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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