What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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666

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Diana and victoria

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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