Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Yo Mamma

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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