Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Turkeys are obese

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women's rights.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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