Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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