Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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