- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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