What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Dumb

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Fat people

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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