- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Jellybeans

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

like most people my age. im 27

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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