- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

whats worse than gill? nothing

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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