How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Fat people

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Dumb

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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