- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*