Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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knock knock

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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