Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Womens rights.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Atheism

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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