- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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