- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

roses are red violets are blue

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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